Remember how the Debt Ninja stared into my soul and figured out that there was a Debt Unicorn? Now, through pictures, I prove that when you sacrifice the debt unicorn, rainbows appear. Oddly, hidden codes are also revealed about your feelings toward your credit card issuer once the unicorn is sacrificed. I am sad to say that a unicorn was harmed in this experiment. Blame Citibank. We will now commence our picture story.
